The life and times of Jenny Holden: Wildlife Consultant, freelance writer, wilderness addict and novice shepherd.
"Did you hear," Girlsta says. Gruda looks interested, and Lunde snifs as if to say she's not interested (but secretly she really, really is...)
"NO! I AM NOT SUFFERING FROM PMT!"
Girlsta says to Gruna: "There goes Lunde again, looking for UFOs and tuning her ears to alien frequencies. She always gets like that when she's pregnant."
Gruna has just said to Girlsta "What's her problem?"Girlsta replies of her daughter Lunde:"She has been watching Crufts. She's practising her poses for next year."
Chris - too funny! I love watching Crufts when I manage to catch it! Not always easy to find on TV here.
Girlsta: "I just heard that the flock over at Preseli Mags' place got into the barn, broke into a bag of feed, ate it and made a huge mess everywhere. The people were furious."Gruna: "Sounds fun! Shall we?"Lunde: "Watch out girls, the people are listening. Act normal."
"I wish she'd stop making such a BIG deal outta burping up her cud that way! It's not like the rest of us don't feel heartburn from these lambs too!"
"Did ewe remember to send Jennie a card for her birthday?" Happy birthday for today 20th March. hope it was special xxxx Molly
Thanks for all of your entries folks, and for the Birthday message Molly :-)I don't know how to pick a winner, they all made me laugh, so since there is no "real" prize you all get gold stars! How's that for a cop out?!
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